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Trans Community Optimistic as Trump Travels to Countries Where Most Men Wear Dresses

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New Orleans, LA -- TPC has been traveling the US, interviewing members of the transgendered community to gauge reactions to President Donald Trump's diplomatic travel this week.

"Trump has finally accepted the trans lifestyle!" shrieked Sparkly McSprinkles, a drag performer here at Madame Solide's  House of Femme, in New Orleans.  "I heard he traveled to Saudia Aruba and was talking about ... something ... with people there.  Then I heard that in that country - and lots of countries around there - the men wear dresses.  Yay!"

Ms. McSprinkle's fellow performer, Marshmallow Kookie, agreed.  "Trump has been oppressing us for so long; not using our pronouns and ... not using our pronouns.  So I was shocked when he went to these countries and, like, talked to them and got trade deals or whatever.  I saw the pictures and all the men there were wearing dresses and rocking some fine-looking headgear.  Very 'Laurence of Arabia.'  We all agreed they must just love trans people there.  MAGAAAA!"

Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 5/15/2025, 10:02 am — Replies 5 — Views 1055



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