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North Korea celebrates Kamala Victory early

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North Korea launches new intercontinental ballistic missile designed to threaten U.S.



Our comrades in the worker's paradise of N Korea have begun pre-emptive attacks celebrations of Kamala's pre-arranged fair and impartial election win by launching intercontinental ballistic missiles the Jumbo Fireworks Special Rocket package (available by special order, just in time for New Years..., one dozen sparklers free with every rocket purchased!) 

While the election isn't until tomorrow, Kim Jong Un may have miscalculated the time shift to daylight savings time, especially since the Ukraine is to the west of Pyong-Yang, and DC is to the east...

"Minor error, We fix."  Kim Jong Un was heard to say as he executed his Chief of Rocket Troops and Artillery.

 

Statistics: Posted by Ivan the Stakhanovets — 11/4/2024, 9:24 pm — Replies 2 — Views 969



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