Sadly, it's true, comrades.
The Party™ has sentenced me to life in the perpetual penal colony I call The Homeland. No. I have not been deported. I'm simply having to return to the world's largest gulag to take care of Party™ and personal matters.
However, I will continue to correspond from those golden shores to keep you up to date on all the successes The Party™ has achieved in the reddest of red centers. There is more than enough for me to report on.
The Party™ has sentenced me to life in the perpetual penal colony I call The Homeland. No. I have not been deported. I'm simply having to return to the world's largest gulag to take care of Party™ and personal matters.
However, I will continue to correspond from those golden shores to keep you up to date on all the successes The Party™ has achieved in the reddest of red centers. There is more than enough for me to report on.
Statistics: Posted by Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt — 6/10/2024, 7:15 pm — Replies 6 — Views 239