Political Slime is a sticky, virus gaining function, hair pulling, smoking hot mess. Political Slime leaked on legislative carpets and upholstered Presidential Cabinet seats is a viscous nightmare to remove whether wet, or dried to a hardened crust. Removing Political Slime while difficult, is not impossible.
Jackalopelipsky offers some Political Slime Removal Hacks.
Wet Political Slime is easier to remove than dry, encrusted, incumbent Political Slime. Soak wet Political Slime with a highly acidic vinegar tongue. Apply copious amounts of vinegar tongue to the wet behind the ears Political Slime and then use a stiff brush to scrub hard in circular, primary motions until the wet Political Slime is removed. Then use a liquid soap such as TPC RED Dawn® to soak the residual stain, then launder through the hot water of local elections. Use a TPC RED Machine® on carpets as its self-contained vacuum tank can then allow the user to pour the detritus of dirty Political Slime water down the drain. The broken down Political Slime can then be sent to The Collective's sewage treatment plant. Some Californians believe drinking the sewage treated water is safe, but this has not been confirmed by TPC Political Poll Laboratories®. Political Kool Aid made with treated sewage water, is still Political Slimed Kool Aid. Removing Political Slime while it is still wet is vital to restoring the beauty of legislative carpets and the luster of the upholstery in Presidential Cabinet appointments.
Dried, encrusted Political Slime is a whole different culture war game. Use a political putty knife to scrape the hardened surface as best you can. Vacuum the surface to capture the Political Slime's released gavel clunks and nuclear fall out dust particles. The vacuum tank contents are not safe for the environment of The Collective as it has a wasted half-life of 250,000 years making storage difficult.
Some believe placing hard crusted Political Slime in a deep freezer unit at Guantanamo could work, but this has not be corroborated by actual facts within the Justice System. Political Slime cannot be trusted to willingly deep freeze itself. That said, the application of high acidic vinegar tongue will only smoosh the Political Slime into the fibers of the culture making the stain spread deeper. Better to soak a hard crusted Political Slime Stephanopoulos type with a non gmo hard grained acidtone rebuke as seen in video below.
Along with non gmo hard grained acidtone rebuke are other Poltical Slime removal agents that breakdown the adhesives of caterpillar eyelashes attempting to bat-crazy away vigorous scrubbing on Political Slime's residual stains. Always wear protective gloves and safety glasses when handling these agents.
Rinse. Repeat. Banish Political Slime and its residual stains from The People's Houses, forevermore.
Jackalopelipsky offers some Political Slime Removal Hacks.
Wet Political Slime is easier to remove than dry, encrusted, incumbent Political Slime. Soak wet Political Slime with a highly acidic vinegar tongue. Apply copious amounts of vinegar tongue to the wet behind the ears Political Slime and then use a stiff brush to scrub hard in circular, primary motions until the wet Political Slime is removed. Then use a liquid soap such as TPC RED Dawn® to soak the residual stain, then launder through the hot water of local elections. Use a TPC RED Machine® on carpets as its self-contained vacuum tank can then allow the user to pour the detritus of dirty Political Slime water down the drain. The broken down Political Slime can then be sent to The Collective's sewage treatment plant. Some Californians believe drinking the sewage treated water is safe, but this has not been confirmed by TPC Political Poll Laboratories®. Political Kool Aid made with treated sewage water, is still Political Slimed Kool Aid. Removing Political Slime while it is still wet is vital to restoring the beauty of legislative carpets and the luster of the upholstery in Presidential Cabinet appointments.
Dried, encrusted Political Slime is a whole different culture war game. Use a political putty knife to scrape the hardened surface as best you can. Vacuum the surface to capture the Political Slime's released gavel clunks and nuclear fall out dust particles. The vacuum tank contents are not safe for the environment of The Collective as it has a wasted half-life of 250,000 years making storage difficult.
Some believe placing hard crusted Political Slime in a deep freezer unit at Guantanamo could work, but this has not be corroborated by actual facts within the Justice System. Political Slime cannot be trusted to willingly deep freeze itself. That said, the application of high acidic vinegar tongue will only smoosh the Political Slime into the fibers of the culture making the stain spread deeper. Better to soak a hard crusted Political Slime Stephanopoulos type with a non gmo hard grained acidtone rebuke as seen in video below.
Along with non gmo hard grained acidtone rebuke are other Poltical Slime removal agents that breakdown the adhesives of caterpillar eyelashes attempting to bat-crazy away vigorous scrubbing on Political Slime's residual stains. Always wear protective gloves and safety glasses when handling these agents.
Rinse. Repeat. Banish Political Slime and its residual stains from The People's Houses, forevermore.
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